NON-NORTON 10 INCH

PEOPLE, I BELIEVE THAT I AM THE PERSON WHO COINED THE EXPRESSION "MORE THAN TEN INCHES IS WASTED" AND I MEAN IT SINCERELY. WE HAVE A DOZEN DIFFERENT NON-NORTON BIG TEN INCH RECORDS TO OFFER YOU. PLEASE GET THEM NOW BECAUSE IT'S GONNA BE HARD IN THE FUTURE, WHERE WE WILL BE SPENDING THE REST OF OUR LIVES.

AND GET THE NORTON TEN INCHERS WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.