NORTON RECORDS CREST T-SHIRT

My Quality of Life Has Improved %135

Posted by egould310 on 17th Oct 2017

I just got this awesome Norton Records classic logo t-shirt in black, size large. I wore it to work today, and my colleagues were enthusiastic and admiring my shirt. One co-worker thought it would be a little too obscure for our clientele, but I assured him, "Someone's gonna' know. It's gonna' get a thumbs up."

Sure as shit, around 11:30, some dude walks into the shop wearing a Butthole Surfers t-shirt. We both eyeballed each other's shirts, in an attempt to establish the coolness hierarchy. Aftet a tense 15 second face off, the Butthole Surfer guy said, "Cool shirt. Good label."

I know. I'm cool. Thanks to Norton Records my co-workers admire me. My clients respect me. My life has improved %135.